Thursday, November 24, 2016

Dave Pack: RCG Members Will Soon Be Able to Throw Mt. Everest Into The Ocean



God's most superfantabuous man to ever have been created has this to say to his loyal tithe paying members:
Angels cannot have faith. Christ said if you have faith you can throw a mountain in the sea. That’s what Christ said. You don’t think that’s power?! If you just have the faith—just a little bit of faith—goodbye Mount Everest, and it’s at the bottom of the ocean, in the Indian Ocean. You’ve got to understand…angels don’t have the faith of Jesus Christ. 
These all come from the Holy Spirit.

6 comments:

Hoss said...

To be able to move mountains is a Hebrew idiom, meaning to successfully argue a case. Some Jewish sages actually had monikers like "The Caster of Mountains" because of their skill in presenting arguments.

Anonymous said...


“Dave Pack: RCG Members Will Soon Be Able to Throw Mt. Everest Into The Ocean”


The only thing that RCG members can do is throw away their money, retirement plans, houses, etc. into the depths.

In the end, the only thing that all the ex-RCG members will want to throw into the ocean is Dave the Mouth.

Anonymous said...


Hoss said...“To be able to move mountains is a Hebrew idiom, meaning to successfully argue a case. Some Jewish sages actually had monikers like 'The Caster of Mountains' because of their skill in presenting arguments.”


That is exactly how it will be with Dave too. No physical mountains will ever be moved. There will only be a lot of noise from Dave arguing that he “proved” something with umpteen “proofs” that could not make it happen. Dave could become known as a “Caster of Mountains of Dung” because of his skill in the B.S. department.

Byker Bob said...

Oh brother! As if worrying about global climate change weren't enough! Now we have to worry about RCG members having the power to counteract the natural laws of the universe.

BB

Anonymous said...

Why can't they move mountains already?

Anonymous said...

I have faith that Dave is a crackpot, so I cast his mountains of B.S. to the depths of the see, causing a tsunami for those who don't!

DBP