"That Prophet" Rents Apartment In Jerusalem

Here is a video of Lil'Stevie excited about PCG's new apartment and post office box in Jerusalem.  Now we can rest assured that the Two Witless Witnesses will have a comfortable place to rejuvenate while in Jerusalem.  Perhaps Ron Weinalnd and his wife  can help pay the rent.  Imagine the neighbors of this group when they find out they are another American cult coming to Jerusalem to help usher in the end times.

There is something about watching him that is kind of sad.  He seems to be really trying hard to impress but yet cannot do it.  He is like GTA.  He will never be able to fill daddy's shoes.  Or. is it that he appears so totally fake and insincere? 

UCG Prophetess Still Hard at Work

Prophets and apostles have come and gone in Armstrongism at regular intervals.  Every single one of them have been epic failures in their teachings.  They have all been men with giant ego's and narcissistic personalities.

Since all these men have been such epic failures along comes a woman to correct the mess.  The Church of God has a new prophetess.  She is one I had forgotten about.  I had heard about Val sometime back then forgot about her. 

In March of 2011, I  posted an entry about the new Church of God prophetess named Val.  I had forgotten about her and then received an update from her today.

Weird then and still weird today!



She writes about herself:

This is the hidden (Gal 1:5) words of God prophesied to be delivered at the heel of time in (Gen 3:15), where it is written …and thou (a woman) shalt bruise his heel. This is that bruise given to Satan at the heel of time.
This woman is the one God sends, who is like unto Moses (Num 12:3), she writes all that God has commanded to be delivered (John 1:1).
This woman comes in the spirit of Elijah before the great and terrible day of the lord (Mal 4:4-6), delivering the power of God (Matt 22:29-32) alone from the wilderness (cyberspace) to the whole world to turn the hearts of the fathers to the children (Luke 1:17) to turn their hearts back again to God (1 Kings 18:37).
*Acts 3:22 For Moses truly said unto the fathers, A prophet shall the Lord your God raise up unto you of your brethren, like unto me; (him) shall ye hear in all things whatsoever (he) shall say unto you.
The (him) above in Acts 3:22 is Strong’s # 846 and this is the definition… the correct translation should’ve been she.
1. Himself, herself, themselves, itself.
2. He, she, it 3. the same
The (he) above in Acts 3:22 is Strong’s # 3745 and this is the definition…
1. As great as, as far as, how much, how many, whoever.
*Acts 3:23 And it shall come to pass, that every soul, which will not hear that prophet, shall be destroyed from among the people.
*Mal 4:4-6 Remember ye the Law of Moses my servant, which I commanded unto him…Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the Lord. And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the earth with a curse.
The earth has been spared a curse for now. Please study this weblog before you judge it. The proof is in the hearing.
This weblog prepares a people for the Lord’s return.
*Luke 1:17 And he shall go before him in the spirit and power of Elias, to turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just; to make ready a people prepared for the Lord.
The (he) above in (Luke 1:17) is Strong’s # 846 and this is the definition… the correct translation should’ve been she.
1. Himself, herself, themselves, itself.
2. He, she, it 3. the same
This is the reason why we see Moses and Elijah together with the word (Matt 17:3-4),  (Mark 9:4-5), (Luke 9:30,33). They all three are delivered of the woman of Revelation 12.
As God appointed a woman to prepare Christ for his departure (Matt 26:12-13), so also God has appointed a woman to prepare a people for Christ’s return (Gen 3:15).

She continues on about how she was part of the United Church of God. Had a vision, Told the minister. The minister did not appreciate her story and kicked her out.

I gave my life to Christ and was first baptized and had hands placed on me to receive the Holy Spirit at age 12 at Prairie Flower Community Church in Hilmar CA the year was 1972. When I was 19 I was called to the Worldwide Church of God which was the Philadelphia era that had the key of David. In 2005 I renewed my vows giving my life to God for his service and was baptized again and had hands placed on me to receive the Holy Spirit by a minister of the United Church of God.

In the fall of 2007 this same minister was he who told me to be silent of God’s word.
God told me not to be silent of his word and when I told my pastor what God said he told me I could not return to church services.

In the spring of 2009 I meekly sent all my church brethren and all the ministers of UCG via email a forty page document proving by the word of God the word that had been growing inside me (Rev 12:2), (Isa 66:7). They all have continued to shun me (Rev 3:16). The pride of Christians (those professing to know God) is brutal (Matt 23:29-31). They quickly passed judgment and did ill to their neighbor (Rom 13:10). They did not treat me the way they would want to be treated. I was greatly pained (Rev 12:2). 

I am a wife of thirty four years this year 2012, a mother of three and a grandmother of six. God has given me a full time job in one of the world’s institutions of knowledge, a Library for fourteen years now. I am not crazy; however then again maybe I am for is it true or not that all of God’s prophets were considered crazy?
For once in your life obey the word – Prove all things 1 Thes 5:21 now delivered Rev 12:5, Rev 12:13.

What is it with Church of God false prophets and libraries?  How many have gotten their starts while checking out library books? Is UCG regretting they have disfellowshipped such a true prophet?

Feast Stickers Are Back!

Just in time for the upcoming Feast of Tabernacles celebrations this fall, there is an opportunity to get free Feast car stickers. The Sabbath Day Church of God is offering these stickers through Feastgoer.  Feastgoer lists sites for all the COG splinter groups and Messianic groups.

I remember the green stickers plastered on cars as we drove thousands of miles to feast sites in Georgia, Pocono's or Lake of the Ozarks.  It was fun looking for them and it also created an instant "family."  Now you can get your own sticker to put on your car as you travel.  Or maybe put one on your car for the hell of it.

Of course green stickers were for the lower masses.  Orange stickers were for the elite and ordained. Traffic moved aside as these important vehicles drove by.   Green stickers got you a parking space a half mile or more away, while the orange ones got you a spot close to the tent or tabernacle where a cadre of deacons would be ready to open your car doors, carry your briefcase and baby gear for you, and cater to your every whim.

Green stickers got you a hot chocolate stand in the middle of nowhere and some other goodies.  As you stood in long lines getting drenched in the rain it was a welcome sight after walking a half mile or more. Orange stickers got you into the ministerial dining area where young nubile waitresses were ready to serve you hot food and alcohol.

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God Punished Richard Armstrong Because He Had No Faith.

Harold Reimann, who pretends he is the new Elijah III on earth, says that Richard Armstrong died because he told members that if they did not have faith to be healed then they should be going to a doctor.  Because of that, God caused a violent accident which ultimately lead to his death  God was apparently pissed so he let Richard die.  "Take that, you faithless laodiceans!"

Then a letter from Richard Armstrong to Rod Meredith dated 1-28-57, the year of Richard's death. "It was felt as a final conclusion, that we should not order any person to go off drugs or medicines!" Then a letter from a poor little sheep, Mrs. James F. Ward answered by Richard, 4-9-57. She asked, "but I do want to know if you think it is a sin to go to doctors." He didn't answer her but told her that the church would not forbid her to go. If you have the faith, God will heal. If you don't and feel you should go, then by all means go. AND THERE YOU HAVE THE BIG CHANGE IN HEALING! And Richard died for it.

Harold, one more in a long line of disturbed individuals with visions of grandeur.  Just how many Elijah's does there need to be running around out there?