Thursday, January 31, 2013

New Movie To Be Filmed On The Pasadena Campus: "The Inappropriator: Blood On The Egrets"



There is another movie soon to be filmed that will incorporate the Pasadena campus.  This should be like homecoming week for Arnie since he spoke in the college gym decades ago.

Katie Couric interviews Arnold Schwarzenegger:

Katie: " Arnold, I hear you are going to star in a big come-back movie."
Arnold: "Ya, dat is true."

Katie: "What is the movie about?"
Arnold: "It's about Bob Thiel shooting males who want to be in his church but are not appropriate enough."

Katie: "So, it's another action movie?"
Arnold: "Ya, it will be action-packed!"

Katie: "What made you choose this for your big come-back movie?"
Arnold: "Since it's about Bob Thiel, billions and billions of people will watch it. Just like the billions and billions of people who watch his sermons."

Katie: "Wow! Billions and billions! That sounds like a no-brainer!"
Arnold: "Ya. And Bob Thiel is a no-brainer, too."

Katie: "How are you preparing for this role?"
Arnold: "I'm getting properly un-pumped up, and getting in touch with my inner 'girly-man' "

Katie: "Anything else?"
Arnold: "Ya. I punch my book cases to make them crooked, then I put a picture of The Baron on a fluffy heart-shaped pillow and kiss it before I go to sleep."

Katie: "Where will this movie be filmed?"
Arnold: "At a fantastic location in Pasadena, Colleyfornia."

Katie: "Is there a name for the movie?"
Arnold: "Ya. It's The Inappropriator: Blood on the Egrets

Katie: "Wow! Sounds like it will be a cult classic!"
Arnold: "Ya, you don't know the half of it!"

Katie: "Anything else you can tell us?"
Arnold: "Ya. It will be my most fantastic line ever. Even bigger than, 'I'LL BE BACK!', or, 'My nipples are very sensitive' "

Katie: "What line is that?"
Arnold: "After I shoot them and blood splatters on the egrets, I say, "You've just been inappropriated!" "

Katie: "That sounds ...um ... interesting!"
Arnold: "Ya. It will be fantastic and seen by billions."

ht: Norm

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Dave Pack Spending Money on New Cable Stations While Church Still Struggling To Pay For New Buildings



Despite the Restored Church of God being in deep financial doo doo at the moment because of it absurd building program, it is paying huge fees to get Davey's face on more cable stations.  Dave is breathlessly announcing that he is now being beamed around world utilizing all kinds of satellites and cable stations. 

The world’s greatest man, leader of the world’s greatest Church of God, is now the worlds largest satellite user for expounding God's word. Take that you pussy boys at LCG, PCG and CCOG!

WADSWORTH, OH – January 16, 2013 – The Restored Church of God® has expanded its television broadcast coverage of The World to Come™ with David C. Pack around the globe, tripling the number of weekly time slots. Utilizing a fleet of geostationary satellites and a variety of cable operators across multiple continents, each telecast will now be available in more than 200 countries and territories.

The telecast will be available in virtually every time zone and multiple times per week. Europe, the United Kingdom, the Middle East, and South Africa will be able to view the program on Wednesday mornings. Australia, the Philippines, and Asia can watch it on Wednesday evenings. In North America, Central America, and the Caribbean, viewers will have an overnight Tuesday-Wednesday showing, which will supplement the existing U.S. Wednesday morning time slot. To round out the schedule, the program will also be broadcast Sunday mornings across Canada on Grace TV, starting on February 17.The World to Come with David C. Pack Television Program Expands Around the Globe

I can’t wait for the fraudulent numbers of viewers to be posted by RCG.  Those numbers will be just as absurd as prophet Thiel's numbers.

Perhaps some people need to inform Grace TV about Davey's aberrant and heretical teachings. I am sure they don’t want to be party to a cult disseminating its silly beliefs as truth.