Sunday, March 8, 2015

David Passover Pack Pulls A Bob Thiel: I Am Doubly Blesssed And Therfore Elijah



What's with the COG leaders who think they are now "doubly blessed?"  First there was prophet and Chief Overseer Bob Thiel declaring his double blessing and now its David Passover Pack.  Which one is more legitimate?  Bob Thiel who was "doubly blessed" by a second rate elder in Living Church of God or David Passover doubly blessed by Herbert Armstrong? David Passover feels his double blessing is more significant than Thiel's. Both are really nothing more than unqualified buffoons regardless of who "blessed" them.


48: Let's read Deuteronomy – the end of the book of Deuteronomy right now – Deuteronomy 34 and verse 8. Moses in verse 1; his name's in verse 5; verse 7 Moses a hundred and (twenty); verse 8, "Children of Israel wept for Moses in the plains of Moab thirty days," Deuteronomy 34:8, "so the days of weeping an mourning for Moses were ended." They couldn't enter the Promised Land until they had mourned Moses for an entire month. "And Joshua the son of Nun was full of the spirit of wisdom; for Moses had laid his hands upon him," Mr. Armstrong approved my ordination; twice actually, "and the children of Israel hearkened unto him, and did as the LORD commanded Moses. And there rose not a prophet," verse 10, "since in Israel like unto Moses, whom the LORD knew face to face." I'm pretty sure that Moses didn't come back many centuries later and say, "Nobody ever rose like me." That shows you his works were edited; we all understood – that's no real mystery there, "In all the signs and the wonders, which the LORD sent him to do in the land of Egypt to Pharaoh, and to all his servants, and to all his land, and in all that mighty hand."

David Passover Pack: Though My Writings Are Not Scripture, They Very Likely Will Be!




When you deny something too many times it really means you believe it will happen.  Humble David Passover actually believes his writings will become scripture.  OK Brethren, let's turn to the book of First Herbert 666:130 that was edited by David Passover Pack from the holy words of Herbert Armstrong the restorer of all truth.

47: Moses' writings – I think you'll find this interesting – were apparently edited at least partly by Elijah. What?? Moses' writings were edited by Elijah? Now, mostly by Ezra, I understand that, but partly. I have come along and added. For instance, you close the book of Deuteronomy; everybody knows that somebody edited Deuteronomy, it describes many centuries after Moses' life and how he was buried, and the greatest prophet that had ever been – we'll come to that in a moment – well, he didn't record that himself, somebody else did. And we've all known that, long known that. But Elijah also wrote – still 47 – a great deal of scripture himself. Elijah was a big writer – now that's interesting – including much of the books of the Kings. This is all common knowledge. Now, I'm not saying my writings are scripture, or Mr. Armstrong's writings are scripture, I'm saying that Elijah's were and Moses' were, and that Elijah came and to a certain degree edited and added to what Moses did.

David Passover Pack" Just as Joshua was to Moses; I am to Herbert Armstrong




While David Passover Pack now declares he is Elijah, he also claims the title Joshua.  As Joshua in the modern age, he compares his amazing life to that of Moses and Joshua in Hebrew scriptures.  Moses died (like HWA) and Joshua (David Passover) leads the people into the promised land (millennium).  As the Joshua of old, David Passover will be the glorious leader who leads all to the marriage supper in the soon coming kingdom of his god.

David Passover also always feels the need to give the impression that he was trained at HWA's feet.  As if HWA gave a rat's ass about David Passover!   We have all seen how those closets to HWA turned into the most abusive ministers the church ever had, so I don't think Passover Dave should be bragging about it!

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41: Moses died before entering the Promised Land, but with it right there in sight. Joshua lived into it. How big is that parallel? It's a parallel you might not have understood thirty years ago.          

42: Joshua was first a scout for and a minster – that's what it calls him – under Moses. So was I scout for – believe me I was – and a minister under Mr. Armstrong. A much younger man, you could add those other parallels. Joshua was thirty five years younger than Moses, Mr. Armstrong was even more than that older than I, about fifty six and a half years older. Now, I wasn't his direct assistant, but I was a minister under him. It makes sense, by the way – kind of a related aside here; this could go in other places – that another Joshua could best train the two final world scouts who will function in hostile territory; think of the spies going into Jericho; think of Joshua having been a spy alongside Caleb. Now, this will take on greater meaning later on. 

David Passover Pack: If It Wasn't For Me We Would All Be Lutherans Or Something...




The mind of Armstrongites is always an unused thing that goes to waste.


44: Joshua pointed people to Moses time and time again. It was a critical task that he had. Moses' name is fifty seven times in the book of Joshua; eleven times just in chapter 1, and eight times close the LAST few verses of Deuteronomy. Let's just read one verse in the end of Joshua, Joshua 23 and verse 6 – near the end of his life, here's what he said – Joshua 23 and verse 6, telling the people, "Be you therefore very courageous to keep and to do all that is written in the Book of the Law of Moses," he told the people of Israel, "That you turn no aside therefrom to the right hand or to the left." And that's what I've been doing most of my life. Chapter 24 and verse 5, God recounting, " I sent Moses also and Aaron, and plagued Egypt," and so forth; it's all through the book, fifty seven times just in the book of Joshua, which is fascinating because Elijah would surely be required in a restoration to constantly point people back to Moses without whom we'd be nowhere doing nothing; we'd all be Lutherans or something.